"In 2003, scientists at Paignton Zoo and the University of Plymouth, in Devon in England reported that they had left a computer keyboard in the enclosure of six Sulawesi Crested Macaques for a month; not only did the monkeys produce nothing but five pages consisting largely of the letter S, they started by attacking the keyboard with a stone, and continued by urinating and defecating on it." - Wikipedia.com, Infinite Monkey Theorem

Sunday, April 09, 2006

Thoughts on Michelle Kelly: A Conversation

Mike - Rain! says:
do you think if I start listening to more Dave Matthews, I can serenade my way into her pants?
.Scott Lilwall - This Essay Is Of Low Quality. says:
I doubt it.
Mike - Rain! says:
fuck
.Scott Lilwall - This Essay Is Of Low Quality. says:
I hope she pepper sprays you.
Mike - Rain! says:
sometimes, I hate you
.Scott Lilwall - This Essay Is Of Low Quality. says:
And you'd be all like...MY EYES!
Mike - Rain! says:
I love facebook
.Scott Lilwall - This Essay Is Of Low Quality. says:
And I'd be like "Damn, yo."
Mike - Rain! says:
Interests:
Comics & Illustration, Writing, Video Games, Animation, Film, Hockey, Michelle Kelly
.Scott Lilwall - This Essay Is Of Low Quality. says:
And then we'd got to the hospital.
Mike - Rain! says:
GASP
Mike - Rain! says:
SHE HAS A FACEBOOK
Mike - Rain! says:
although, now that I've put her in my interests, it might be a little creepy if I add her to my facebook too
.Scott Lilwall - This Essay Is Of Low Quality. says:
And I'd go the the hospital cafeteria, and I'd order onion rings.
Mike - Rain! says:
I guess it's creepy that I've put her in my interests in the first place, but that's beside the point
.Scott Lilwall - This Essay Is Of Low Quality. says:
And then I'd be all like "YUM YUM MUNCH MUNCH BURP."
Mike - Rain! says:
I love how we're having two seperate conversations
.Scott Lilwall - This Essay Is Of Low Quality. says:
And you'd be like...."I can't see, pass me an onion ring."
Mike - Rain! says:
Favorite Movies:
Lost in Translation, Amelie, Whisper of the Heart, Spirited Away, The Princess Bride
Mike - Rain! says:
Why can't I just marry this girl now?
.Scott Lilwall - This Essay Is Of Low Quality. says:
But I wouldn't let you have ANY. Cause I love onion rings.
Mike - Rain! says:
Oh Michelle Kelly, lead me not into temptation...
.Scott Lilwall - This Essay Is Of Low Quality. says:
That would be the best day ever.
Mike - Rain! says:
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