Required Reading

Alright. Looks like the Formatting Fairy has paid a visit to the Ten Thousand Monkeys blog. The Formatting Fairy is almost exactly like the Tooth Fairy, except instead of money, the Formatting Fairy brings CSS coding. Also, he has terrible chronic Halitosis. Just horrible. No one likes spending time with the Formatting Fairy.

What nuggets of happiness have we received? LINKS! The Gateway is an odd creature, and has a habit of spawning frightening hell-beasts to spread beyond its reach. The Gateway Blog-o-sphere is one of the products of the paper's egg sacs. Ten Thousand Monkeys happens to be one of those creations. Listed below are some of the others. And just for fun, I decided to give an inaccurate and possibly libelous description of each blog. Let's watch.



"An Intellect Rivaled Only By Garden Tools" - Many academic textbooks cite Ross Prusakowski as the inventor of the first steam-powered sewing machine, a statement that the Dean of Oxford calls "absurd, offensive and erotic."

"The Boston Crap Party" - To this day, every documented photo or sighting of Iris Tse and Chris O’Leary has been shown to have a logical scientific explanation. Even so, there are still some willing to believe.

"Four Bad Men" - Dan Kazor is a style of architecture that was widely popular from 1425-1426 AD. It is best distinguished by its high ceilings, bold archways and the effective use of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle frescos.

"House Blog" - In a startling public display, Chloe, Amanda, Natalie, Kim and Jenny proved Einstein's theory of relativity in an experiment involving a hamster, and pneumatic drill and a Jesus Jones CD. Criminal charges against the five are still pending.

"What is the point of this story?" - Steve Smith's porgies have recently been classed as a weapon of mass destruction by 46 countries, and using them again a human populous is prohibited by the Geneva Convention.



Those were the five blogs I was able to find. If there are anymore that I missed, I apologize, and officially blame it on the hangover and Sudafed.

String,
Lilwall